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hi im the king of trash and i like robots and cats
Posted on 13th Jul at 5:33 AM, with 14,361 notes
reasons to play skyrim:

mutisija:

  • interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)
  • you can kill things by yelling at them
  • you can punch bears
  • you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket
  • there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place
Posted on 13th Jul at 5:22 AM, with 5,711 notes

i-am-the-pirate-queen:

Fa la la, scrolling down my dashboard

Wait,

What is this?

WHAT

WHAT THE

AW HELL NO

PEOPLE OF TUMBLR

PUT ON YOUR WAR PAINT

GRAB YOUR GUNS

GRAB YOUR SWORDS

YOUR KNIVES

YOur pick..axes…

And, most importantly, YOUR SONICS

IF 4CHAN WANTS A FIGHT THEN WE ARE SURE AS HELL GONNA DEFEND OURSELVES 

And if your not one for fighting, thats ok, we always need someone to build a barricade

Posted on 13th Jul at 5:19 AM, with 324 notes
Anonymous asked: A really robotic sounding robot being told by human friends to talk more casually, so it plays a really loud surferdude 'BRUH' recording every so often.
Posted on 13th Jul at 5:14 AM, with 446,613 notes

kldzbop:

officialnasa:

kldzbop:

how many star in the sky

Like 7 star

good job nasa keep up the good work

Posted on 13th Jul at 5:13 AM, with 10,804 notes
human: do you understand what it's like to be... human?
robot: god you're so fucking egotistical
robot: and condescending
robot: i'm going to put on some booty shorts and walk around town till i'm not mad, asshole
Tagged: #same,
Posted on 13th Jul at 5:13 AM, with 41 notes
Anonymous asked: robots tryin to frickle frackle and one of them is really shy so they go bluescreen and their datefriend lays them down and goes to get someone who can help after putting a sheet over them.
Posted on 13th Jul at 5:13 AM, with 82 notes

imagineyourfavoriterobot:

Imagine your favourite robot hearing that someone sent you anon hate on tumblr and tracking them down and gently punching them, then proceeding to warn them that it’ll be worse if they do it again.

Posted on 13th Jul at 5:12 AM, with 129 notes
darklordreasonable asked: oh no. A disembodied domestic AI who wants to go with it's owner when it leaves the house, so buys a modified roomba with a camera and microphones and trundles after them, but because it's so small people keep kicking it or nearly stepping on it by accident so its owner buys a balloon to tie around it and writes "please don't kick me" on it

oH NO AND THERE’S A GUY WHO DOESN’T LIKE ROBOTS THAT THE OWNER WORKS WITH OR SOMETHING AND HE CONTINUES “ACCIDENTALLY” KICKING THE ROOMBA EVEN AFTER THE BALLOON SO THE AI MODIFIES THE ROOMBA TO EMIT SOUND AND THE NEXT TIME IT SEES THE GUY THE ROOMBA TELLS THE MAN THAT IT’S THERE AND TO WATCH OUT AND THE GUY KICKS IT ANYWAY AND THE ROOMBA JUST SITS THERE FOR A BIT AND THEN JUST BLASTS “WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOU JERK” REALLY LOUD AND NEARLY DEAFENS THE GUY

Tagged: #OH NO, #OH CUTE,
Posted on 13th Jul at 5:12 AM, with 69 notes
Anonymous asked: A robot that's mildly fuzzy on the definition of pets. It doesn't know why its human blushes and stammers so much when it talks about getting a collar and leash for him/her so they can take walks. It assumes its pet is merely quirky. The cute human doesn't mind skritchies at all, but gets really quiet and red when the robot suggests bathing him/her. It asked how breeding works once and it thought its pet was going to faint, so it avoids that topic.
Tagged: #OH, #BB, #OH NO,
Posted on 13th Jul at 1:56 AM, with 68,201 notes
kizzybits:

I think this is the best version.
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kizzybits:

I think this is the best version.

Posted on 13th Jul at 1:56 AM, with 5,331 notes

michaelawaffles:

"so, a blonde and a brunette walk into a bar -"

"i ship it."

Posted on 12th Jul at 7:40 AM, with 237,825 notes

incognegroo:

too turnt

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